CINCINNATI OHIO – Reports of writer vigilante groups storming art galleries in Ohio are sweeping the nation.
Angry wordsmiths who according to Gina, the owner of local coffee shop Cuppa Cov Cov Covfefe, said that the writers were “usually so mild-mannered and polite.” The writers are allegedly sick of a single picture being worth at a minimum 1000 regular single spaced words. Local artists are not taking this lying down and have made their own counter vigilante groups focused around libraries.
Local police said they are keeping a close eye on the situation but feel that its best everyone just gets on with their real jobs and stop playing around in the streets.
Update: After our original story the artists and writers are now teaming up against the police for their flippant attitude towards their needing full-time jobs.
Update 2: This reporter is demanding a raise after realising at 160 words this article is still only worth 5% of an equal quality picture. WTF!
