More and more Dads are being warned to watch their thermostat amidst rising global temperature extremes. With the current global warming crisis and climate change happening around the world. Dad groups and industry watchdogs are warning fellow Dads to be extra vigilant. Spouses and children are sneaking through defenses and...
German Hearing Aid Controversy
In international news today, German company ZeHearallQT was called to the UN to defend its new state-of-the-art hearing aid product line. (more…)
Menace Admits Collecting Rainwater
ILLINOIS - An elderly woman was arrested today after police were tipped off that 87-year-old Betty Waterson was alleged to be illegally collecting rainwater. (more…)
Angry Paper Attacks
LOCAL - CORPUS CHRISTI, TX We are hearing of a recent outbreak of printed paper attacks at local area hotels. Reports are coming in of violent rampaging sheets filled with half faded lettering, slicing potential hotel guests and passers-by. Why is this happening, we asked some local paper-stock and its due...
Flat Earthers Reveal Unquestionable Proof of Flat Earth
FLORIDA - Recent traction with the Flat Earthers in main stream media as well as backing by some questionable celebrities have led to a surge in popularity. We reached out to their organisation for comments on a rumor that unquestionable proof had been discovered in Delaware. Our society contact wishing...
Aged Door Mad at Sibling
Wise aged door reportedly pissed at drunken sibling. Pleads for him to hold it together for another century, tells him everything will be ok.