CHICAGO – Local health organization Snakes Style Whole has been causing quite the stir in a small city near the state lines. A new designer diet said to be the next big thing has got local officials worried.
The diet involves eating a whole Cow, preferably in one sitting. With the aim of not eating again for two months. While unique in its approach to dieting, the key weight loss measure of not eating for two months is causing some worries in the health industry. The main criticism is from the Snack Often Society whose profit margins are taking a massive hit from people ‘falling for this snake thing’
Local Man George said the diet is “the best thing I have ever tried, you can’t move for a day or so after eating. I’ve only got to finish a quarter cow before I passed out, but next month I’m going for full half”. When we questioned the sustainability of such a diet and the health risks involved to their organization leaders Snake Style Whole Org, we got a statement from them stating: “the health risks are minimal” and “stay out of their yard”.
With the rising number of people practicing the Snake Style Whole diet, and the increasing rate of people allegedly getting sick from both starvation and Alien-like stomach explosions. Along with pressure from the Snack Often Society. Its future remains in jeopardy.
Let us know if you know anyone on the Snake Style Whole diet and if it is working out for them.
