Local Cat Possessed By Green Lantern

LOCAL - WISCONSIN

Local woman found a cat possessed by Green Lantern from DC Comics.

Having seemingly gotten bored with being only seen as a 2d character, Green Lantern stormed off his comic book with the words of ‘just wait, ill be back and you will finally respect me’

After several weeks possessing this Wisconsin cat, Green Lantern can be seen regretting his decision and contemplating the importance of planning things through. He has asked for redemption and to be exorcised from the poor cat, however local priests have repeatedly prescribed treatment such as shooing, snowball to the head and the occasional stereotypical broom in the backside.

Be careful what you wish for people.




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