In international news today, German company ZeHearallQT was called to the UN to defend its new state-of-the-art hearing aid product line.
The charges were brought to the UN by UKEars foundation. A vocal Brexit group who claim that the ZNaniER hearing aid actually translates any spoken word into German.
This claim has been vehemently denied by ZeHearallQT spokespeople on multiple occasions, stating the lawsuit as absurd.
Citing proof the UKEars Foundation posted footage to YouTube which shows people walking around Berlin, Germany wearing the ZNaniER hearing aid. Shouting to each other that they could only hear everyone talking in German.
They demand a product recall, a public apology and ask that ZeHearallQT develop a new product that lets the world understand what the hell drunken Scottish people are saying.
Additional international reporting by Janice Janice-son Jones.
