FLORIDA – Recent traction with the Flat Earthers in main stream media as well as backing by some questionable celebrities have led to a surge in popularity.
We reached out to their organisation for comments on a rumor that unquestionable proof had been discovered in Delaware. Our society contact wishing to remain anonymous for fear of death, provided us the picture you see above. After pointing out said item was just a trinket made to suggest an idea, the Flat Earther proceeded to break into a run howling to the door shouting “To the Moon Alice”.
While cryptic in its meaning we asked the society for qualification, unfortunately we were met with a stonewall of silence. A FE Officer questioned where we received sensitive 100% NSFW imagery.
The mystery of the Flat Earth remains, we will leave you to form your own opinions on the matter but would like to open comments below.
