More and more Dads are being warned to watch their thermostat amidst rising global temperature extremes. With the current global warming crisis and climate change happening around the world. Dad groups and industry watchdogs are warning fellow Dads to be extra vigilant. Spouses and children are sneaking through defenses and...
Menace Admits Collecting Rainwater
ILLINOIS - An elderly woman was arrested today after police were tipped off that 87-year-old Betty Waterson was alleged to be illegally collecting rainwater. (more…)
Angry Paper Attacks
LOCAL - CORPUS CHRISTI, TX We are hearing of a recent outbreak of printed paper attacks at local area hotels. Reports are coming in of violent rampaging sheets filled with half faded lettering, slicing potential hotel guests and passers-by. Why is this happening, we asked some local paper-stock and its due...
Snake Diet Worries
CHICAGO - Local health organization Snakes Style Whole has been causing quite the stir in a small city near the state lines. A new designer diet said to be the next big thing has got local officials worried. The diet involves eating a whole Cow, preferably in one sitting. With...
Baby Boomers Ditch Kids
TENNESSEE - Local woman Patrika DeLive in Chattanooga concerned with the growing number of baby boxes she sees on local classified marketplace. Baby Boomers have allegedly been ditching their babies by the truck load due to the increasing unlikelihood of said babies ever booming. We followed Patrika as she ventured...