Baby Boomers Ditch Kids

LOCAL - TENNESSEE

TENNESSEE – Local woman Patrika DeLive in Chattanooga concerned with the growing number of baby boxes she sees on local classified marketplace. Baby Boomers have allegedly been ditching their babies by the truck load due to the increasing unlikelihood of said babies ever booming. We followed Patrika as she ventured the City streets and stopped two fellow Chattanoogans who were in the process of packing up a teenager. “I don’t know why they call us baby boomers” local resident states. “We aint never had one of our babies Boom they just keep growing like our Tim here.”

THEY JUST KEEP GROWING – Local Woman

Patrika tells us that many attempts have been tried around the city to educate and inform. Leaflets and posters, even billboard signs have been bought and placed with the aim of helping baby boomers understand. Their attempts are often met with anger and confusion, with repeated statements about Fake News, and Its That Devil Hillary’s fault.  One local woman while muttering ‘They’re like roaches! Everywhere‘ allegedly tried packaging up a team helper while he was hanging a sign in a bus station window.

We will continue to monitor this tricky situation

 




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