Local woman found a cat possessed by Green Lantern from DC Comics. Having seemingly gotten bored with being only seen as a 2d character, Green Lantern stormed off his comic book with the words of 'just wait, ill be back and you will finally respect me' After several weeks possessing...
Aged Door Mad at Sibling
Wise aged door reportedly pissed at drunken sibling. Pleads for him to hold it together for another century, tells him everything will be ok.