Writers Vs Artists In Ohio City

CINCINNATI OHIO - Reports of writer vigilante groups storming art galleries in Ohio are sweeping the nation. Angry wordsmiths who according to Gina, the owner of local coffee shop Cuppa Cov Cov Covfefe, said that the writers were "usually so mild-mannered and polite." The writers are allegedly sick of a...

Snake Diet Worries

CHICAGO - Local health organization Snakes Style Whole has been causing quite the stir in a small city near the state lines. A new designer diet said to be the next big thing has got local officials worried. The diet involves eating a whole Cow, preferably in one sitting. With...

Baby Boomers Ditch Kids

TENNESSEE - Local woman Patrika DeLive in Chattanooga concerned with the growing number of baby boxes she sees on local classified marketplace. Baby Boomers have allegedly been ditching their babies by the truck load due to the increasing unlikelihood of said babies ever booming. We followed Patrika as she ventured...